I'm here now. What are your other two wishes?

esexist:

my sexual orientation is straight

up gangster

Three’s Company

THREE WAYS I AM STILL A CHILD:

1. My mom still packs my lunch

2. I am obsessed and will always be obsessed with Disney

3. I still like capri sun

THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD:
1. I’m going to college in less than 6 months.. that makes me feel kind of old

2. I love tea a hell of a lot more than I like capri sun

3. I’m 18 years old. I feel like just being able to say that makes me old. 

(But old does not equate to mature. That’s for sure.)

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO:

1. Visit every single continent in the world.
2. Find what I love to do and do it every single day.
3. Marry a man I’m absolutely crazy about and have his children.

THREE WAYS THAT I’M A STEREOTYPICAL “BOY”:
1. I eat a lot.. :(
2. I have the worst sailor’s mouth
3. I turn everything into an innuendo and I feel no remorse for it.

THREE WAYS THAT I’M A STEREOTYPICAL “GIRL”:
1. I like playing with make up
2. I’m obsessed with Instagram.. there..I said it.

3. Nothing makes me happier than the two loves of my lives… Ben and Jerry

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO ACCOMPLISH IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Raise my grades before I graduate
2. Make summer 2013 one of the best summers ever
3. Make my special someone really feel special.

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My sailor’s mouth
2. I can strike up a conversation with anyone who’s not a total asshole
3. my faith

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. recently, I’ve let my insecurities get the best of me
2. my grades
3. my lack of will power to resist food

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Filipino
2. Spanish
3. American I guess lol

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. snakes
2. spiders
3. Mrs. Lopez

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. iphone
2. ipod

3. car

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (OR SAME) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Smile
2. style
3. arms… ugh

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T DO:

1. watch scary movies

2. resist food

3. run

THREE CAREERS YOU ARE CONSIDERING:
1. law
2. psychology
3. physician’s assistant idk

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brandnewswastikas:

What To Do If Somebody Knocks On The Bathroom Door While You Are Using The Toilet

• Say “I’m pooping”
• Knock back
• Shriek loudly
• Nothing
• Say “I need an adult”
• Say “Nobody is in here, please come in” 
• Ask “Did you hear that?”
• Cuss
• Threaten to poop on the toilet seat if they knock again 
• Make kissing noises

hiallison:

pezdispencersmith:

i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know

LOL

(Source: tomfletcherscats)